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lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

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So much respect.

(via alljackedup)

  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via killerkanzaz)

Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

(via kansasmud)

ohsoromanov:

 The Russian Cartier Tiaras,

ohsoromanov:

The Russian Cartier Tiaras,

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macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

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0n-a-thin-line:

ruoloc:

deleting a person out of your contacts is basically the equivalent of deleting them out of your life

so fucking relevent

0n-a-thin-line:

ruoloc:

deleting a person out of your contacts is basically the equivalent of deleting them out of your life

so fucking relevent

(via wittlekayla)